Coming at the end of a large family, I sometimes found items passed down to me that I wasn’t in a position to refuse. Like my older brother’s winter coat. Or my sister’s dresses. But there was one thing that I inherited that was the gift that kept giving. My sister’s rabbit, Mascara*.
Mascara was a second generation rabbit in my family, the offspring of one night of freedom of her mother, Sniffles*, from her rabbit hutch. Mascara and Sniffles were outdoor bunnies, living in hutches built by my dad divided into an indoor area and an outdoor mesh-floored area where we hoped they’d poop, operative word being hoped. A chicken-wired bunny run gave them a space to hop about without the same repercussions as Sniffles’ previous foray into the wilds of New Jersey. At some point, my older siblings figured out (and I still don’t understand how this combination was stumbled upon) that Mascara viewed my Eeyore stuffed animal doll as her arch enemy.
Have you ever heard a rabbit scream?
If not, count that among the things to be thankful for. If so, my condolences.
It is horrific. Loud beyond any proportion to the size creature making it, high pitched and nightmare inducing. That would be Mascara’s reaction to my Eeyore doll every time one of my sibling would steal him from me to throw into the rabbit run with her. This banshee, this hater of Eeyore who didn’t like anyone picking her up, who shrieked like she had just sat down on a bed of hot coals covered in broken glass became my unwanted pet when my sister went off to college. Willie, an albino rabbit who somehow dropped into the bunny menagerie came to me from a brother three years later. These rabbits thrived on neglect. After my initial attempts to give them affection were unceremoniously rebuffed (Mascara clawed me), I saw them as a slightly smelly daily chore: dump food in one bowl, water in the other. I did not develop a love of rabbits until later years.

Rabbit in Mustard Sauce
a 2 1⁄2 – 3 lb rabbit, cleaned, cut into 6 or 8 parts
2 tbs. olive oil or a combination of oil and salt pork
2 tbs. butter
2 shallots, minced
1 medium onion, minced
2 cups dry white wine
1 cups stock (I used vegetable)
1/4 cup dijon mustard
a couple of twigs of fresh thyme
- Pat the bunny pieces dry then season with salt and pepper. Heat the oil up in a good, heavy pot that is large enough to fit all of the rabbit pieces in one layer. When the oil is hot, add the rabbit, being sure not to overcrowd the pan. It is important for the rabbit to have space during the browning period so you will have to do this in 2 or more batches.
- Brown the rabbit pieces on all sides and remove the pieces to a large bowl as they are browned. Don’t rush this process because the browning adds a nice flavor to the braise and also keeps the final dish from being a sea of yellow and beige. Set the bowl with the browned rabbit pieces to the side.
- Lower the heat under the pot you browned the rabbit in, then add the butter. Add onions and shallots, stirring until softened. Add the wine and boil until reduced by half. Return the rabbit to the pot, add stock and thyme and lower the heat. Cover the pot and simmer for 40 minutes.
- Once again, remove rabbit to a clean bowl. Reduce the remaining liquid in half, then stir in mustard. Return the rabbit to the sauce, turning to coat, and simmer until heated through. Eat the bunny.
*inherited with the critters were their names. At age 8 I would have probably named every rabbit Mr. Bun Bun. Actually, I think I still would.







